Hello. Happy New Year. I've just realised you can leave comments. That's nice. I have been reading them. You are sweet and strange like me. This is episode is about chickens, my issues with the colour of thomas the tank engine and his friends a...

Twist but no shout. Cheese twice. Sausage rolls thrice and more talk about Ice Lollies. the festive season is here and honestly we're just chilling <3 x

If you want a deeper dive into why fetch didn't happen, look no further. Also come learn about the ferryman of the underworld and the first drugs I ever did. Enjoy :) x

Hello :) I went round Scotland in a campervan but now I'm back with a rant about cup handles, the difference between hay and straw which apparently I didn't know and a rendition of an absolute banger from Fairly Odd Parents. Enjoy x

Dude I think the earth might actually be flat you know...

More festival talk like how we couldn't get in for 3 hours and how system of a down led to me becoming best friends with my best friend. also elton john goes to war!?

I think I'm going to start falling asleep in random places. It feels like a fun thing to do. I also want to become a wacky waving inflatable flailing arm tube man. These are my new goals.

IS THERE ANYTHING GOOD THAT IS LUMPY?

Learning basic things today like how paint and jam are made...and trying not to get the two mixed up. Also I think some spiders hacked wikipedia

A CavernCast first as we're hanging out with a new pal with a wonderful voice today. I went to Chicago to chill with the female version of me, Maria Palmer and we had a whale of a time talking about cats, tongue twisters and our deepest fears. ...

Why do they not do the treats they did when I was a kid!? HUH?! I am sad. Also there is a cat. Also what if we didn't have wrists?

The history of one of New York's most famous streets and how swanky doesn't have any brothers or sisters :(

like zoinks scoob you gotta feel the rain on your skin maaan.

Why is March called March? and can I turn a tomato into a philosophical lesson? Come, listen and enjoy while you find out x

Come hang out while I delve into the attachment styles of cats and talk about how I was lied to about sweet when I was a child...but not like that.

Hello :) Good to be back. Here's some stories including a terrible recent airport experience and my absolutely totally sane issues with sparkling water.

Time for some fun dinosaur facts today, along with apple bobbing being the original dating app and the origins of the Sunday Roast x

Hello. Come hang out and listen to the time I breifly thought I was as important as Jesus when I was 6 and the REAL truth about Jack and the Beanstalk. Enjoy x

Finally in my new place that i have found out has broken asbestos and smoke alarms that won't stop once they go off....how very relaxing. Time for a new episode I think....

Today my co-host is my friend's cat and I talk about the time I embarrassed myself in front of a lovely french girl. also the origin of poohsticks :)

Want to hear a very sensual description of bread? Well you're in luck. Also the actual history of the lost library of Alexandria...but mostly the bread.

Thank you for all your questions. I talk about what I think of love, how to sleep real good and the great tiktok chicken war of 2023. Enjoy :)

A heartfelt letter of complaint about cadbury flakes and the interesting origins of some childhood faves. Enjoy x

Listen to the wind bloooow. And listen to me talk about why I disagree with the wind almost entirely.  Also the origins of Brussels Sprouts and something that will forever change how you think of rabbits. Enjoy :) 

Hello. good to be back :) thanks for being patient. let's return to the chill with talk of childhood bedrooms, old cartoons and the mandela effect. Enjoy x